you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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