I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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