I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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