So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
We're too hungover to prance.
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