Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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