If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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