Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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