You really coming over, don't trick.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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