Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So much Jack, so little girl.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
