i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
We don't watch enough power rangers
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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