So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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