She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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