brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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