god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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