4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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