I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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