omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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