did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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