i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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