I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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