ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize