i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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