I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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