I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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