Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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