haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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