She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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