Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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