How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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