im gay
i know
yea but for you.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Every concussion has its silver lining
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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