Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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