Jerry, you need to find god
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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