It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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