What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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