I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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