New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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