we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
wow bdsm is so cute
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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