whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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