Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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