This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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