She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I did not marry a roomba.
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