I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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