that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
i've created a new STD.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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