Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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