But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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