butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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