I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
No subtext here. People are naked.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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