question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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