Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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