yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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