So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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