These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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