You're my little dorito
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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