I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
