I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
so let's talk penis.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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