I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
