If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
PANTIES FOUND
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